casker: getallthemllamas: nataliejeanette: yuleriots: worth 11 seconds of my time every single time. always ofc this is my favorite thing on the entire internet
manafromheaven: telescopics: malforms: nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock that’s pretty gay ohmygod
southpawbandit: solitarysocialist: plot twist: a confused george bush wins the election that’s not a plot twist that’s 2001
taaylorparis: spideriv-forever: best audio...
pfdiva: jaredpadaleki: a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task. an Adventure is a trip without a destination. a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination. #excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x) I often take journeys up and down my halls to think. I like this.
soudadrinkingsoda: dangan ronpa au where naegi is shsl basketball player “YOU MUST NOT LOOSE HOOP” *slam dunks basketball*
nearlyratchet: platypus-at-the-disco: masterhawki: mewtwowithaweave: cross-dressingsatanlobster: have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought they did the do when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg they did the do when people get married and go on a honeymoon they’re doing the do when people announce they’re trying for a baby they’re doing...
shesdonejim: I LOVE SCI-FI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
averypotterurl: neildegrassetyson: Who is the most attractive US president of all time? It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES #MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
inbox: trillow: if a girl bites a guys dick off during a blowjob does that mean things got blown out of proportion no it means he got cut off before he could finish
BonesThatRattle: So one time i went to france on a... →
bonesthatrattle: So one time i went to france on a school trip but i was alone on a separate plane so when i landed i had to find the tour guide who was supposed to come get me but i had absolutely Zero information other than that. Now on the plane ride over i ended up talking to the guy next to me during the…
nickelode0n: [cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
australianss: something that will always frustrate me:
tehwhovianhufflepuff: teschazilla: ...
may10baby: blckppl: i can’t fucking breathe if you like laughing watch this holy fuck OH MY GOD THAT ONE GUY STARTED CRYING
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
k1mkardashian: my daughter shitting on your daughter