the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody ...
I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
Interviewer: So Tim, who are some of your favorite actors?
Tim Burton: Johnny Depp
Interviewer: How about some others?
Tim Burton: ...there are other actors?
I dabble with poisons a good deal: Actual real... →
ravenclawlity: the-vashta-nerada: You do not know awkward until you’ve been taught about the sin of premarital sex by a teacher that could possibly be a nun. Did I ever tell you guys that the first year of my high school career was an all girls Catholic school? Other than that being…
stannis: omg everything is so great
stannis: i've got renly's armies I CAN'T
davos: listen, i—
stannis: I AM GOING TO KICK SOME FUCKING ASSSS
davos: but really—
stannis: lannister ass tbqh
davos: I STG SOMETHING IS UP WITH MELISANDRE'S VAGINA
robbicyclestark: you know game of thrones is a really fascinating show it’s a really interesting look at the consequences of political clashes and a commentary on gender roles and economic inequality i watch for the plot you guys
kawaiikakkoiikoneko: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show And then they made them go on that fucking cruise YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
When my skinny friend complains about being fat
whatshouldwecallme: I just wanna be like,
me: tries to draw
friendshipismagic: sassy-lesbian-lorax: maybe if i turned into a horse i wouldnt have to go to school tomorrow Guess again, bitch.
Petty Art: Prince Philip is the most badass prince... →
animeseanconnery: chasertiff: Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure. But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed. While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN…
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
faldi-faldonza: katiegeewhiz: I would be lying if I said this video didn’t make my night Meanwhile in Europe
When my Gameboy shut off and I had not saved in...
dtobratio: I was all like…
gottaseeaboutagirl: All I want is nineteen pizzas, and to be skinny. Life really isn’t fair.
dont-stab-darren: dont-stab-darren: dont-stab-darren: dont-stab-darren: some north dakota number texted me saying “hey Paul!” so naturally i texted back “hey babe” and now we wait they texted back “when are you getting home? <3” guys what should i do i texted back “soon hun :) I love you <3” wow i hope they’ve gotten to that stage in their relationship OH MY GOD THEY TEXTED...
rachelnotrachael00: ratherdielaughing: infinity-gabe: perfectly-imperf3ctt: monoclelewinsky: queenm0riarty: sanctuary-remix: thousanddreamers: bowlosugar: xiahdesu: what what what what what what what what que? what
STOP SCROLLING. I love you and I hope your day is going well. OKAY. CONTINUE.
groovymuttations: you know you’re a 1600s kid when Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a girl being burned at the stake in town square
why do i feel like im gonna regret this whole internet thing a lot when im older
sanfran: rachelayne: sanfran: why does all the good stuff in life cost so much I didn’t know happiness and love had a price calm down gandhi
Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
ravenclawlity: Is this real…..o___________________________________o lol imagine if they crossed the limit by one dude and he hit the tile on the other side.